"I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt. Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends."
Almost Famous (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I am a golden god! (cheers) I am a golden god!"
Almost Famous (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Look. You should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody..."
- "who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer!? I was there! I was there!... Oh. I'm sorry."
- "(pause) What kind of beer?"
Almost Famous (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Leslie and I have been together five years. We have an amazing relationship, and it's very physical. I mean, he still pushes all my buttons, and uhm, you know, people say, 'oh, but he's so much older than you,' and you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. Yeah, we both have so much in common. We both love soup and, uh, we love the outdoors. Uh, we love snow peas, and uh, talking and not talking. Uh, we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
Best In Show (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"These are not spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these are gold."
Bring It On (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Wilson!...I'm sorry, Wilson!"
Cast Away (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "What makes you think you can just walk in there and find, uh, what we need?"
- "They're called boobs, Ed."
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"What we do in life echoes in eternity."
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt): "At my signal, unleash hell."
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Are you not entertained! Are you not entertained! Is this not why you are here!"
Gladiator (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"He may have advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. But he is a very gentle person!"
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "I had no idea you could milk a cat."
- "Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples."
- "I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?"
Meet the Parents (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still here. Do I believe the world's still here? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."
Memento (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Now...where was I?"
Memento (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
(singing) "I am a man of constant sorrow, I've seen trouble all my days. I bid farewell to old Kentucky, the place where I was born and raised."
- (Chorus) "The place where he was born and raised."
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight! You got anger, that's good. You're gonna need it, son. You got aggression - that's even better. You're gonna need that, too. But any little two year-old child can throw a fit! Football is about controllin' that anger, harnessin' that aggression into a team effort to achieve perfection! Some coaches may cut a player if they think he's not up to snuff, when they think he's hurtin' the team. This is a public school program. I will never, ever cut a player who comes out to play for me, but when you put that uniform on, that Titan uniform, you better come to work. We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blockin' assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection! Let's go to work."
Remember the Titans (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Well, I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air."
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass."
Unbreakable (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."
X-Men (2000)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Find a truly original idea. That's the only way I'll ever distinguish myself. It's the only way that I'll ever..."
- "matter."
A Beautiful Mind (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"When I go home, people ask me: 'Hey Hoot, why do you do it, man? Why, you some kinda war junkie?' I won't say a god-damn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand it's about the men next to ya, and that's it. That's all it is."
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?"
- "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Donnie Darko (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bulls--t. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."
The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"We ask ourselves, is she white? Is she black? We don't know. She's exotic. I want to see more of her breasts."
Glitter (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't."
Legally Blonde (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Go back to the shadow. YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"King Kong ain't got s--t on me!"
Training Day (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"So be prepared, be enthusiastic, and leave your bulls--t attitude and baggage at the door because we don't need it!"
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "I thought you were gonna tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?"
- "A what?"
- "A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.... Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?"
Zoolander (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"What is this!? A center for ants?...How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?...I don't wanna hear your excuses! The center has to be at least three times bigger than this!"
Zoolander (2001)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You mean I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?"
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You speak Japanese?"
- "A little."
- "Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater. Ha, ha, ha."
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. In one of our designs, even these mosquito bites will look like juicy, juicy mangos!"
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Someone has to die in order that the rest of us should value life more. It's contrast."
The Hours (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Dear Leonard. To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face and to know it for what it is. At last, to know it, to love it for what it is, and then, to put it away. Leonard, always the years between us, always the years. Always the love. Always the hours."
The Hours (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
"My precious."
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Play clips (excerpt):
"My dad believed in only two things: that Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek, and that any ailment, from psoriasis to poison ivy, could be cured with Windex."
AND
- "Oh! Look at this. Rash. Somebody gave me the mati."
- "Put some Windex on it."
- "Oh Gus, please, please!"
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Remember, with great power comes great responsibility."
Spider-Man (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Don't tell him what you want. He's a liar....You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?...You sit on a throne of lies...You're a fake!...You stink...You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa....He's an imposter. He's a fake! He's a fake!"
Elf (2003)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Fish are friends, not food."
Finding Nemo (2003)
Play clip (excerpt):
"And-and I look at you, and I - and I'm home."
Finding Nemo (2003)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets ya down, do you know what you gotta do?"
- "No, I don't know what ya gotta do."
- (singing) "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim."
- "Dory, no singing."
- "Ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho."
- "Dory!"
- "I love to - swimming."
- "Dory!"
- "When you want to swim you want to..."
- "See, I'm gonna get stuck now with that song now that's in my head."
- "Sorry."
Finding Nemo (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): (extended)
- "It's turkey time."
- "Huh?"
- "Gobble, gobble."
Gigli (2003)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Frank?!
- "Hey, honey! Hey!"
- "What the hell are you doing?"
- "We're streaking! We're goin' up to the quad to the gymnasium."
- "Who's streaking?"
- "There's, there's more coming."
- "Frank, get in the car!"
- "Everybody's doing it."
- "NOW!"
- "Okay."
Old School (2003)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Gentlemen, my lady. You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Play clip (excerpt): 
"For too long, I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starvin' to death and haven't died. I feel nothin'. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. Ye best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner... you're in one!"
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal...People know me... I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Play clip (excerpt): (short) (excerpted)
- "Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
- "It jumped up a notch."
- "It did, didn't it?"
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'm in a glass case of emotion."
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Baby, you are gonna miss that plane."
- "I know."
Before Sunset (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"It's the sense of touch...Any real city, you walk, ya know? You brush past people. People bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much that we crash into each other just so we can feel somethin'."
Crash (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You don't get to touch me, ever!"
- "OK, Romeo, let me help you up."
- "Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!"
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Bye, Joel."
- "I love you."
- "Meet me in Montauk."
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Honey?"
- "What?"
- "Where's my super suit?"
- "What?"
- "WHERE - IS - MY - SUPER SUIT?"
The Incredibles (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of tryin', I can tell ya that. Actually, Bill's last bullet put me in a coma. A coma I was to lie in for four years. When I woke up, I went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction. I've killed a hell of a lot of people to get to this point, but I have only one more. The last one. The one I'm drivin' to right now. The only one left. And when I arrive at my destination, I am gonna kill Bill."
Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
Mean Girls (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "That is so fetch!"
- "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!"
Mean Girls (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"A liger...it's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed - bred for its skills in magic."
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You gonna eat your tots?...Can I have 'em?"
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "180 years of searching, and I'm three feet away. Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. 'But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security.' People don't talk that way anymore."
- "Beautiful, huh? I have no idea what you said."
- "It means if there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action. I'm gonna steal it."
- "What?"
- "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence."
National Treasure (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Hello Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game."
Saw (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil. - 'Sorry.' - Grab Liz. Go to the Winchester. Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?"
- "Yeah, boyyyeee!"
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You've got red on you."
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Play clip (excerpt) (various):
- "And if they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot."
- "No. If anybody orders Merlot, I'm leavin'. I am not drinking any f--kin' Merlot!"
Sideways (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f--k all the time without thinkin' it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to s--t all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f--ked by dicks. But dicks also f--k assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f--k the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in s--t!"
Team America: World Police (2004)
Play clip (excerpt):
"You have no idea how bad it gets. And I'm not you. I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude f--ks once or twice a year! You are too much for me, Ennis. You son-of-a-whoreson-bitch. I wish I knew how to quit you."
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You know how I know that you're gay?"
- "How?"
- "You like the movie Maid in Manhattan."
- "You know how I know you're gay?"
- "How?"
- "I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once."
- "You know how I know that you're gay?"
- "How?"
- "You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says: 'I love it when balls are in my face.'
- "That's gay?"
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Can I, can I just make a suggestion for a second? Let me just say, you are, you are puttin' the pussy up on this pedestal. You're just buildin' the pussy up, man."
The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Play clip (excerpt):
"We don't negotiate with terrorists."
Land of the Dead (2005)
Play clip (excerpt):
"If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love--I love--I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
Pride and Prejudice (2005)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Goin' on a year now. I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"
- "Oh, God, I can't know that!"
- "I could stand to hear a little more."
Serenity (2005)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters."
- "Snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop cryin' like a little girl."
- "I wasn't cryin' like a little girl."
- "Why don't you try gettin' jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. What were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Were they built for speed or for comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!"
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Play clip (excerpt):
"When you decide to be somethin', you can be it. That's what they don't tell ya in the church. When I was your age they would say we could become cops or criminals. Today, what I'm sayin' is this: when you're facin' a loaded gun, what's the difference?"
The Departed (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
The Departed (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Well, I'm on this new diet. It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything. And when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese....I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Uhm. Well, they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking... "
- "Florals? For spring? Ground breaking."
The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Why is the rum always gone?"
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Are you watching closely?"
The Prestige (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because, of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled."
The Prestige (2006)
Play clips (excerpt): (short) (extended)
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf--kin' snakes on this motherf--kin' plane!"
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a l'il infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million dollars -- Woo!... Love that money! -- that I have accrued over this past season. Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mention Powerade at each grace, I just want to say that Powerade is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day and we look forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen."
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "No man, Persian or Greek, no man threatens a messenger!"
- "You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!"
- "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
- "Madness...? THIS IS SPARTA!"
300 (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"WH-WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS IT? OH, NO, NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"
The Wicker Man (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "I'm pregnant."
- "What? Honest to blog?"
- "Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers."
- "It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?"
- "No, this is not a food baby, all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I am forshizz up the spout."
- "How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing."
- "I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D. Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier."
- "Is this for real? Like, for real for real?"
- "Unfortunately, yes."
- "Oh my GOD. Oh s--t! Phuket, Thailand!"
- "There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take."
Juno (2007)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "You know what I think you should do? Take care of it."
- "Tell me you don't want him to get an 'A' word."
- "Yes, I do, and I won't say it for little Baby Ears over there, but it rhymes with 'Shmush-mortion.'"
Knocked Up (2007)
Play clip (excerpt):
"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?"
- "If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here."
No Country For Old Men (2007)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I - drink - your - milkshake! (slurping sounds) I drink it up!"
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says: 'Why so serious?' He comes at me with the knife - 'Why so serious?!' He sticks the blade in my mouth. 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And why so serious?"
The Dark Knight (2008)
Play clip (excerpt):
(crying) "I have doubts. I have such doubts."
Doubt (2008)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Get off my lawn!...Did you hear me? I said, 'Get off my lawn now!'"
- "Are you f--kin' crazy? Go back in the house."
- "Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house, and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack f--ks like you five feet high in Korea. Use ya for sandbags."
Gran Torino (2008)
Play clip (excerpt):
"There's a Christmas tree somewhere in London with a bunch of presents underneath it that'll never be opened. And I thought, 'If I survive all this, I'll go to that house, apologize to the mother there, and accept whatever punishment she chose for me.' Prison, death, it didn't matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn't be in f--kin' Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me, and I realized, 'F--k, man, maybe that's what Hell is. The entire rest of eternity spent in f--kin' Bruges!' And I really, really hoped I wouldn't die. I really, really hoped I wouldn't die."
In Bruges (2008)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
- "Good luck."
Taken (2008)
Play clip (excerpt):
"I know who I am! I'm a dude playin' a dude disguised as another dude!"
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "Oooh, that's a bingo! Is that the way you say it? 'That's a bingo?'"
- "You just say 'bingo.'"
- "'Bingo!' How fun! But, I digress. Where were we?"
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Play clip (excerpt):
- "It'll be easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy."
- "No, it won't. It'll be difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult. That is what it will be."
In the Loop (2009, UK)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Hell is a teenage girl."
Jennifer's Body (2009)
Play clip (excerpt):
"Didn't I tell you not to come to my house? Nobody touches my child!"
Obsessed (2009)
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